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BOZEMAN — Wildlife officials say a female grizzly bear died after a Pennsylvania hunter defending himself and his companion shot the animal north of Yellowstone National Park.

The Montana Department of Fish, Wildlife & Parks said it confirmed the bow hunters’ report. They said the bear charged them Saturday in the Tom Miner Basin, stopped within 9 feet of them after bear spray was used, charged again and was shot. One of the hunters fired a pistol twice.

“It happened just like they said it did,” said Warden Capt. Sam Sheppard of the state agency. “It’s self defense. The matter is closed.”

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Sheppard said that without the spray, the bear probably would have mauled one of the men. The spray is not foolproof, but “it’s still the best thing going,” he said.

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