Greatest Modern Conveniences Ever Invented
1. Coffee makers that you can program at night to make your coffee in the morning before you wake up. For some reason, dropping in a filter, scooping the coffee, and pouring water into the thing at 10:00 at night takes one tenth the time and one one-hundredth the physical effort as it does to do the exact same thing at 6:00 in the morning.
2. Paper towels that come with 1/2 sheet perforations. It's almost as if they want you to save money and not buy their product as often as you might otherwise. What's their problem?
3. The digital video recorder. "Honey, there's a debate on tonight that I wanna tape to watch later. is it OK if I record over 'Pride and Prejudice'?" (holds up VHS cassette to deflect incoming rifle fire).
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2. Paper towels that come with 1/2 sheet perforations. It's almost as if they want you to save money and not buy their product as often as you might otherwise. What's their problem?
3. The digital video recorder. "Honey, there's a debate on tonight that I wanna tape to watch later. is it OK if I record over 'Pride and Prejudice'?" (holds up VHS cassette to deflect incoming rifle fire).
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