This Just In!
Alcohol dulls your senses.
Who knew?
I think I'll conduct a study on the effects of hitting one's self in the side of the head with a ball peen hammer. It might hurt. It might not not. I'll need to do the appropriate research before I can be absolutely certain.
Now, where did I put that government research grant application form?
Who knew?
I think I'll conduct a study on the effects of hitting one's self in the side of the head with a ball peen hammer. It might hurt. It might not not. I'll need to do the appropriate research before I can be absolutely certain.
Now, where did I put that government research grant application form?