Soon-To-Be Banned in Massachusetts

How long before Massachusetts Attorney General Martha "We discourage self-help" Coakley gets this added to the Commonwealth's official list of banned, dangerous weapons, alongside the Supremo Slingshot, a five-dollar plastic toy condemned by her predecessor Tom Reilly?

The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella

Here's the video:



Speaking of Martha "Predatory child molesters have a right to a safe workplace." Coakley, I threw this one together a while back, but never got around to posting it.



(link via Instapundit)