Euphemism of the Day Millennium
Alternate Post Title: You Can't Spell "Hypocritical" Without "A-L"
It's not a yacht. It's a houseboat.
Uh-huh.
And, I'm sure the Sea-Doo on the back (which he actually needs - hey, that monstrosity of a yacht isn't gonna be jumping any sharks by itself) is powered by recycled household vegetable waste.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm finding myself overcome with the urge to channel the late George Carlin.
It's not a yacht. It's a houseboat.
Uh-huh.
And, I'm sure the Sea-Doo on the back (which he actually needs - hey, that monstrosity of a yacht isn't gonna be jumping any sharks by itself) is powered by recycled household vegetable waste.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm finding myself overcome with the urge to channel the late George Carlin.
