Damn, But I Love This Town

I'm just getting inside from putting the kids on the school bus, or should I say, the gas-guzzling Christofascist Propaganda Machine.

It was all decked out with actual Christmas decorations in the windows.

Pictures of reindeer (caged and abused animals).

Christmas trees (towering symbols of Christian domination).

Elves (vertically-challenged and exploited workers).

Santa Claus (don't even get me started on that slave driver).

It was a beautiful sight.