The Colgate Defense

Color me skeptical.

State Sen. Anthony D. Galluccio has failed random alcohol tests - blaming his toothpaste - while on home confinement less than a week after pleading guilty to a hit-and-run crash in Cambridge.

Exit Question: What's this guy doing in the Massachusetts State Senate? He's clearly United States Senate material.

"It was Bush's the toothpaste's fault!!!"