I'd Buy That For a Dollar

Tincan Caldwell (New Hampshire Magazine) has some iPhone application suggestions for Steve Jobs.

The Massachusetts Border Alert Application: With its no nonsense icon of the state of Massachusetts with a skull and crossbones superimposed over it, this handy-dandy feature would sound an alert when the New Hampshire iPhone owner wandered too near to the Massachusetts border and that state's high taxes, hyper-aggressive drivers and impenetrable accent.

The Yankess Loss Alert and the Politician Locator would be worth having too.