Kerry on Homeland Defense

Via HobbsOnline - this take on John Kerry's approach to the War on Terror. I wasn't going to post so much about our distinguished Junior Senator, but this shit just writes itself sometimes.

In summation:

If I'm John Kerry and my family and I are attacked, I want to have a cell phone handy so the police will know where to go to pick up my children's lifeless corpses. If I'm George Bush, I want to have a firearm handy so the police can come and collect my attacker's remains.

Edit: Tip o' the hat to Instapundit for the link.