Tuesday, October 19, 2004

File Under: Shut Up and Act

From the Boston Herald:

Hometown hottie Matt Damon doesn't rest when it comes to politicking for his presidential pick John Kerry - even whilst in Germany!

"I would pay $1 million to have Kerry in the White House," the actor said at the premiere of "The Bourne Supremacy" in Berlin the other night.


Hey, Matt, don't worry. Should Kerry make it to the White House, you'll get your wish - in spades. A million bucks will be nothing to someone in your income bracket once he taxes your overpaid ass back to the Precambrian Era. Unless, of course, Teresa's giving you some good tips on muni-bonds.