Long Duk Dong

Sorry, couldn't resist the title there. In fact, I'm sorry for even posting this.

Found! The longest bird penis ever

North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever - a 42.5cm organ belonging to a duck.

Yes, you sickos, there is a picture accompanying the story.

The authors write that this species is "promiscuous and boisterous in their sexual activity", which means that there is likely to be stiff competition by drakes to be the father of ducklings.

One finding in support of this idea, they suggest, is that the drake's penis has a brush-like tip, which they say the males probably use to scrub the sperm of previous mates from the female's oviduct.

There's a Ben Affleck joke in there somewhere, but I ain't goin' there.

(link via Kallini Brothers)