American Cheeseball

Believe it or not, this headline...

Poor song pick dooms 'Idol' contestant

...was not referring to this:

Just barely surviving were Scott Savol and Bo Bice, a long-haired rocker who performed "Free Bird" Tuesday. Bice has frequently been cited as a favorite in the competition, but was in the bottom three of vote-getters Wednesday.

In my world, that would be grounds for immediate dismissal.

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