Friday, August 12, 2005

Armed Home Invasion in Quincy

Gun-wielding thugs force their way into a home in Quincy, herd the occupants into an upstairs bedroom, and bind their hands and feet with plastic ties.

"We have no idea what the purpose for them being there was," said Detective Lieutenant Patrick P. Glynn, commander of the Special Investigations Unit.


Inspector Callahan, if you would, please.

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!


The story says the perps were all carrying guns. Now, I wonder what these nice young men put down on their License to Carry applications as a "reason for issuance". As we know, Chief Crowley, isn't a big fan of issuing gun permits to anyone for any reason. These guys must have really won him over.

In response to this horrific incident, Quincy police plan to hire more officers to assist in the distribution of "Living with Criminal Scumbags" brochures to area residents.