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Courtesy of the Boston Globe:
Santa imposter allegedly drops trousers at mall
Let me get this straight. It wasn't the real Santa? It was just some imposter dressed like Santa?
Phew, I'm glad they cleared that up.
I would have been up all night on Christmas Eve with a .45 trained on the front door, in the event that bastard tried getting into my house.
"Hold it right there! That's close enough, Santa! I know all about that mall incident in New Hampshire from a couple weeks ago. So, just put the presents on the porch, keep your hands where I can see 'em, and back away slowly!"
Santa imposter allegedly drops trousers at mall
Let me get this straight. It wasn't the real Santa? It was just some imposter dressed like Santa?
Phew, I'm glad they cleared that up.
I would have been up all night on Christmas Eve with a .45 trained on the front door, in the event that bastard tried getting into my house.
"Hold it right there! That's close enough, Santa! I know all about that mall incident in New Hampshire from a couple weeks ago. So, just put the presents on the porch, keep your hands where I can see 'em, and back away slowly!"
