OK, No More Lighthearted Crap
I'm going to dive into some seriously controversial material here. I can only imagine the volume of hatemail soon to be clogging my inbox as a result of my posting on such a touchy subject.
My Top Three All-Time Greatest Sandwiches
1. The Reuben
Corned beef, swiss cheese, thousand island dressing, and sauerkraut on toasted rye (either light, dark, or marbled rye will do, thanks).
2. The Fluffernutter
None of that Teddie's All Natural peanut butter crap, thank you very much! Skippy or Jif only - and no chunky! Further, don't even think of using anything other than original Wonder Bread in the making of a true Fluffernutter.
3. The Thanksgiving Leftovers
Turkey, stuffing (yes, you absolutely have to put stuffing in it), cranberry sauce (preferably the fake stuff with the lines from the can still visible), and cold gravy on a fresh bulkie roll.
Honorable Mention
Peanut Butter and Bacon - bread must be toasted.
Cheeseburger (with bacon and swiss) - medium rare - if the grease doesn't run all the way to the elbow, you done something wrong. Condiment selections shall consist of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise - caramelized onions are optional, though highly recommended.
There, have at it.
My Top Three All-Time Greatest Sandwiches
1. The Reuben
Corned beef, swiss cheese, thousand island dressing, and sauerkraut on toasted rye (either light, dark, or marbled rye will do, thanks).
2. The Fluffernutter
None of that Teddie's All Natural peanut butter crap, thank you very much! Skippy or Jif only - and no chunky! Further, don't even think of using anything other than original Wonder Bread in the making of a true Fluffernutter.
3. The Thanksgiving Leftovers
Turkey, stuffing (yes, you absolutely have to put stuffing in it), cranberry sauce (preferably the fake stuff with the lines from the can still visible), and cold gravy on a fresh bulkie roll.
Honorable Mention
Peanut Butter and Bacon - bread must be toasted.
Cheeseburger (with bacon and swiss) - medium rare - if the grease doesn't run all the way to the elbow, you done something wrong. Condiment selections shall consist of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise - caramelized onions are optional, though highly recommended.
There, have at it.
