Mark Your Calendars
Had I known ahead of time that today was to be declared Kim’s Anti-United Nations Rant Day, I'd have baked a cake, or brought streamers, or something.

Instead, I'll just offer up a hearty "what he said".
Perhaps, a large-scale ammunition purchase is in order today to mark the occasion.

Instead, I'll just offer up a hearty "what he said".
Perhaps, a large-scale ammunition purchase is in order today to mark the occasion.