Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Pop Quiz Time

For 50 points, spot the imposters.

Many New Yorkers also were all for the [abortion] ban, saying the lives of the unborn children were more important than fears of Big Brother supervising their uteruses.

Many New Yorkers also were all for the [sodomy] ban, saying that stopping the spread of HIV/AIDS was more important than fears of Big Brother supervising their rectal orifices.

Many New Yorkers also were all for the [trans fat] ban, saying health concerns were more important than fears of Big Brother supervising their stomachs.


Minus 10,000 points if you actually have to look at the answer.