"You always travel with two guns?"
It should go without saying that this story would have had a vastly different ending had it unfolded on the side Route 9 in Brookline, Massachusetts. Then again, the day Kim du Toit voluntarily drives through Brookline is the day I fund my kids' college education by shitting gold ingots.
It should also go without saying that you should read the whole thing.
We left Lebanon at about 8am, and set off down I-44 towards Oklahoma…
...until I was stopped by a Missouri State Trooper for driving without plates and registration.
And here, Gentle Readers, is where the fun began.
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It should also go without saying that you should read the whole thing.
