Douchebag of the Decade
WASHINGTON --A customer who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million over a missing pair of pants has asked the judge who threw out the widely mocked case to reconsider, saying she committed a "fundamental legal error."
I say Judge Pearson's parents are partly to blame for having committed a "fundamental reproductive error".
UPDATE: Might as well award the first runner-up prize as well.
Suck it, you assmonkey.