to look like a can of his favorite beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Why, yes, I am enjoying a cold can of PBR as I type this, as a matter of fact.
UPDATE: OK, now this presents a dilemma. Do I go with the PBR coffin or the Kiss Kasket? I suppose I could get the Kiss Kasket and keep it stocked with ice and PBR talls. Sounds like a solid compromise.