Global Warming: It Can FOLD LAUNDRY!

Well, they might as well run that headline next. I mean, what can't global warming...oops, sorry..."climate change" do?

CBC News (Canada): Global warming causing California glacier to grow, scientists say

I'll buy that.

Why, just yesterday, global warming cleaned the siding on my house, pruned my hedges, and made me a nice grilled cheese for lunch.