Quick! More Yard Signs!

That'll fix things.

UN: 1 peacekeeper killed in Darfur attack

KHARTOUM, Sudan - A United Nations spokeswoman says one peacekeeper has been killed in an ambush by dozens of gunmen in Sudan’s Darfur region.

Hell, while you're at it, throw in a couple more star-studded rock concerts (one for each coast), and you'll have just bought yourself another year's worth of liberal, white guilt assuagement.

Frickin' ding-dongs.