A Likely Story
Police in Springfield, Ohio, are investigating after a man claimed to have accidentally shot his wife during sex.
Timothy Havens told police he was reaching for something on the night stand when the pistol went off, hitting his wife, Carolyn Havens, in the upper chest.
Yeah, right. Happens all the time.
Deputies took Timothy into custody for further questioning...
Translated: "Bartender, get this man a big glass of Sam Gerard."
Do you want to change you bullshit story, sir?