Time Flies When You're Having Fun

For those of you keeping score at home, today marks my 1,826th day as the sole proprietor of this here soapbox.

For five years I've been turning the handle on this pressurized steam vent.

More than 4,000 brilliant and insightful blog posts, over a million site visits from some of the smartest and most attractive people on the planet, and I'm just gettin' warmed up.