Friday, July 13, 2007

Douchebag of the Decade

I realize there are a few years left before all nominations are due, but I'm calling it early. Deal with it. Plus, I have yet to post anything about this pathetic little speck of humankind, and this seems like as good a time as ever.

(AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin, file)

WASHINGTON --A customer who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million over a missing pair of pants has asked the judge who threw out the widely mocked case to reconsider, saying she committed a "fundamental legal error."

I say Judge Pearson's parents are partly to blame for having committed a "fundamental reproductive error".

UPDATE: Might as well award the first runner-up prize as well.

Suck it, you assmonkey.