One...two...

Can we please stop jerking around with this yambag?

NAJAF, Iraq - Radical Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr accepted a peace plan Wednesday to end fighting in Najaf that would disarm his militiamen and remove them from a holy shrine where they are hiding out, according to an al-Sadr spokesman. However, al-Sadr wanted to negotiate how the deal would be implemented.

How's this for a plan, jackass? We count to three. If you and your thugs haven't completely disarmed and submitted to unconditional surrender to coalition and/or Iraqi forces by then, we shove a Daisycutter up your ass.