Allow Me To Clarify (Again)

For the benefit of St. Paul (MN) police spokesman Pete Crum (and others who share his inability to show concrete proof of having successfully completed the eighth grade), an "accident" is what happens when my 3-1/2 year-old daughter wakes up to go pee, but doesn't quite make it to the potty in time.

This, on the other hand...

A 3-year-old boy shot his mother in the knee with a 9mm handgun he had found under a couch cushion over the weekend, police said.

It was the second time the boy had handled the gun on Sunday. The mother had taken the gun away from the child and removed the bullets -- apparently overlooking one in the chamber -- and put the weapon back on the couch.

When the boy picked the gun up a second time, it fired. "It appears to be accidental," said St. Paul police spokesman Pete Crum.

And, you, Pete, appear to be almost as big a fucking moron as this 2006 Mother of the Year candidate here.