Wednesday's "One For the Ladies"
Someone who thinks there is more to life than making babies, working and dying.
You know, the more important things in life - like sitting on your Mom's couch flashing "gang signs", while trying to look cool wearing your sunglasses indoors.
I'm the lead singer of my band.
Where was this picture of him and his "band" taken, do you suppose?
(B) Tweeter Center
(C) Johnny D's
(D) Parents' basement
And, again, there's that cool "gang sign" that just drives the chicks wild. You better act fast to scoop this one up, ladies.
UPDATE: See Derek's comment for the "sign language" translation.