Sunday, May 13, 2007

What's Lower Than Pond Scum?

It's a damn shame there wasn't an armed individual nearby who could have drilled this piece of trash a third eye in the middle of his forehead, preferably one with an inner diameter of 0.45 inches or greater. has obtained the mugshot of the man police say savagely beat and carjacked a 91-year-old World War II veteran. The attack was captured by a security camera, shocking video first aired yesterday on WXYZ.

Well, thank goodness no one had a firearm!

Someone might have gotten hurt.

Mr. Sims parked his 2005 Chevy Malibu in the parking lot of the store. Mr. Bradley asked Mr. Sims for a light for his cigarette and allegedly punched Mr. Sims multiple times in the face and neck. Mr. Bradley forced the keys from Mr. Sims hand and then hit Mr. Sims in the face and used the car door to knock Mr. Sims down on the ground.

All I can say is, I hope Deontae's cellmate is one large, well-endowed, and very horny veteran, who's able to get regular shipments of Viagra smuggled in.

Mr. Bradley drove away in the vehicle. Mr. Sims was assisted by citizens at the scene who called police.

Just like Dianne Feinstein and the rest of the socialist, gun-grabbing loonies in Congress want us all to do.

"How to Assist a Victim of Violent Crime - Leftist Edition"

Step 1. Maintain a safe distance, so you don't get hurt or get any unwanted bloodstains on your clothing.

Step 2. Wait until the assailant has his way with the victim(s) and flees the scene, unharmed.

Step 3. Calmly take out your cellphone and call 911, so that armed agents of the government can be dispatched to the scene to take pictures and pose for the TV cameras, and emergency medical personnel can be directed to the location of the victim/corpse.

Forgive me if I refuse to play along, kids.

You can follow the link to video of the attack. It's pretty hard to watch. Just make sure you remove all breakables from within reach. It will piss you off.

And, here's another one for the "Real Shocker" file...

This walking pile of fecal fungus is being described by WXYZ News as a "young ex-con with a history of drugs". What do you say we round up every "compassionate" judge who's ever cut this scumbag a break in the past (so that he could focus on his blossoming hip-hop career, or whatever the bullshit sob story was at the time) and have them all bunk up together in a 6-by-6 cell?

Works for me.