Saturday, June 09, 2007

Someone's Been Huffing the Aqua Net

What's wrong with this picture?

ROCHESTER — Presidential hopeful John Edwards said Friday he will win much of the South and help the Democratic Party win more U.S. House and Senate seats in the Midwest as well if he is the 2008 nominee.


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So, according to Edwardsian logic, if John Kerry had picked him as his running mate, instead of that other guy, things would have turned out quite differently.

Seriously, the voters in his own state didn't want to send him back to the Senate. What makes him think they'd want to put him in the Oval Office? I mean, other than his vast delusions of grandeur and severe disconnect from reality, that is.