Not That It Was Particularly Challenging

But, I did more in 15 minutes this morning to protect Mother Earth and keep her clean than any of these self-righteous douchebags could do in a year's time.

Step 1: Walk dog.
Step 2: Pick up trash.
Step 3: Place trash in the reusable, plastic grocery bag with the doggie-duece.

Total carbon output?

Well, I did have to exhale a few times.

(link via Free New Hampshire)