I'll Take "Both" for $600, Alex

It wasn't that long ago, according to President Cuecard, that our world was on the brink of absolute and irreversible economic destruction, and that only a trillion-dollar spending bill (that no one had the chance to read, and that our great-grandchildren will be paying for) could save us from certain doom.

The fate of the global economy was hanging by a thread.

Now, just a few weeks later, Obama wants us to believe that things aren't so bad after all.

Obligatory Rhetorical Question of the Day:

Was he full of shit then, or is he full of shit now?