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Five-Step Plan Created To Combat Boston Violence
...the accompanying article would actually clue the reader in as to what those five steps might be. Alas, we're left to wonder what revolutionary crime-fighting "plan" they've come up with this time around.
Quote of the Day honors, and stop me if you've heard this one before, go to our esteemed mayor.
"We're gonna be tough on these kids, not let anyone get away with it," said Boston Mayor Tom Menino.
Color me unimpressed.