Tuesday, September 26, 2006

It's For the Children! Fish!

Teddy Bear Kills 2,500 Fish In New Hampshire

A teddy bear dropped into a pool at a New Hampshire fish hatchery killed all 2,500 rainbow trout living in the pool.

Fish and Game Department hatcheries supervisor Robert Fawcett said the teddy bear, dressed in a yellow rain coat and hat, clogged a drain earlier this month at the Milford hatchery, blocking oxygen flow to the pool, and suffocating the fish.

It's nothing a little common-sense Gund control can't fix.

(runs out of the room ducking for cover)